The Lord’s prayer
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actuallyYeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.
i don’t like this head canon
OH MY GOD
I ASKED MY DAD AND HE SAID THIS IS TRUE
(I realise you don’t know my Dad… HE IS LIKE WIKIPEDIA HE KNOWS EVERYTHING)
I’M SITTING HERE PAWING THE AIR AWAY FROM MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW
that moment when you realize lesson day is tomorrow and you haven’t practiced for 4 days but it’s already 11 so if you practice your parents will just yell at you but if you don’t your teacher will yell at you
If you don’t think this movie is genius, well, son, we need to have a conversation.
And by “conversation” I mean I’ll lecture you for 50 minutes about how great this movie is and why Gene Wilder is one of the greatest people ever.
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident